Extra-bonus gpoyw because working is hard and the tumblr app just updated and I’ve had 2.5 beers in 1.25 hours and I haven’t posted an annoying camera-in-phone-in-mirror picture ever. So there. Y’all can just deal.
GPOYW: “Goldilocks” edition.
Just ‘cause I know you’re all dying to see a better picture of the hair color I’m gonna have for another week, maybe less.
I actually super dig the strawberry-blonde parts, but the roots are canary yellow and I just can’t have that.
GPOYour LegsW: “Comics” edition.
These are arguably the coolest pair of tights I own. I can only wear them with lots of black because I’m bad at color mixing. Suits me just fine.
GPOYour BodyW: “Day Off” edition
Sometimes when it’s pretty much a guarantee my clothes won’t get within 50 feet of barbecue sauce, I like to wear things that don’t make me feel like a style-less hobo. Did fancy make-up, too! But that’s less of an anomaly, I like makeup a lot.
Anyway, that was yesterday. Today I have work and I’m just gonna wear sauce-stained jeans and a t-shirt.
GPOYW: “Hipster” edition.
Mitch, Leyla, and Hannah just got rid of their shitty, shitty roommate and are cleaning house. Last night while I was over, I found this Polaroid camera (with a focusable lens and light balance dial) in the old desk that’s parked in their living room. No one wanted it, so I took it, enamored with how old and clunky it is. Also, it folds up to about a book size! So compact!
Then I had to make peace with the fact that anyone who comes over to my house will infer that I am a hipster. It wasn’t difficult.
GPOYW: “Hangover Central” edition
Last night, Mitch, Leyla and I had about a bottle of wine each. It was mondo fun but my eyes are certainly paying for it today - going outside without sunglasses is unthinkable.

