GPOYW: “Freshman Year” edition.

Alternate title: “Lady Lovin’” edition.

At the afterparty following my first Rocky Horror performance, I got very, very drunk. I aggressively hit on the guy I’m sitting on (he ended up dating a girl who lived down the hall from me), got my half-shirt stolen briefly by the guy who played Rocky (he stretched it out by putting it on), played Pretty Pretty Princess (a board game where you collect jewelry to become a princess), and stayed up until 6am - an exciting venture at the time!

Somewhere between “drunk” and “doing body shots,” I grabbed my across-the-hall neighbor and this picture happened. Fun fact: we lived together for the last two years of college. Our times were not unsimilar to what’s depicted here.